( Was growing up your son )

Some stranger came to the apartment the other day.
Geez Kim, you could at least tell us when someone's turning up

I get home from work and this freaking creepy man answers the door. The hell!?

Sorry to, whoever the hell you were, but when in someone else's apartment DON'T ACT SO FUCKING CREEPY DAMMIT. THEY'RE CALLED MANNERS.

( Private to Kim )